a dangerous pastime Jul 18, 2009 10:49:51 GMT -5
Post by Jace Alexander Corolla on Jul 18, 2009 10:49:51 GMT -5
Jace Alexander Corolla
he's 25 years old, so that means you give him an inch and he swims all over you
i'm afraid i can't explain myself, you see, because i'm not myself, you know
the things that make me different are the things that make me me
it's kinda fun to do the impossible
waiting for his princess, has found her in Cat MacLeod
you ain't never had a friend like me
like famiy~ we'll be friends forever, won't we?
best~ if you live to a hundred, i wan to live to a hundred minus one day, so that i never have to live without you.
close~ you've ain't never had a friend like me
good~ that's what friends are for
acquiantance~ listen, kid, if you're going to live with us, you gotta have to eat like us
enemy turned friend~ friends? i thought he said we were the enemy
partner in crime~ you mean 'if' he finds out. of course he's gonna fi- if... if is good
maybe more~ i can see what's happening. and they don't have a clue.
childhood playmate~ why do we have to grow up? i know more adults who have the children's approach to life
on and off again~ well, that's a pie crust promise. easily made, easily broken
meeting for the first time~ the first thing in a visit is to state your name and business. then shake hands
partier~ what do you want me to do? dress in drag and do the hula?
frienemy~ who's side is he on? at the moment?
old friends~ yo, rug-man! haven't seen you in a few millennia. give me some tassel!
you pompous, paraffin-headed peabrain
hate~ the word i'm searching for... i can't say becuase there's preschoolers present
antagonist~ are you sure this water's sanitary? it looks questionable to me
enemy~ once I'm back to my beautiful self i'm going to kill you
rival- friendly~ i laugh in the face of danger
rival- at each other's throats~ she's gonna eat me!
dislike~ you, sir are stuck. a wedged bear in a great tightness. in a word: irremovable
jealousy~ what are you looking at, ya hockey puck?
annoyed~ 'it's a small world after all'. NO! anything but that!
turncoat~ the past can hurt. you can either run from it ro learn from it.
exfriend~ we decided not to let him talk
exlover~ well, there's the usual: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep....
love/hate~ if i didn't know better, i'd think you had feelings for this monster
revenge~ revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet... but we're not on my planet, are we?
feared~ i hear that name and i shudder
one sided (specify the side)~ you're still trying to pick a fight and i'm just happy you're alive
someday my prince will come
current~ just keep swimming, swimming, swimming
one true~ faith steps in and sees you though
final~ the greater good? i am your WIFE! i am the greatest good you are EVER gonna see
future~ someday my prince will come
past~i know you, i walked with you once upon a dream
new~ look, we're all very impressed with andy's new toy
old~ no matter what the species, men are men
flirting~ isn't that mistletoe?
crush~ the most beautiful creature on four legs
on/off relationship~ she'll go round in circles 'til she's very, very dizzy
arranged/set up~ just a boy and a girl meeting under the right conditions... we're arranging for the right conditions
unrequited for me~ i'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. but first I'd better go in there and propose to the girl
unrequited for you~ when prince charming didn't come along, she when over to the palace and got him
reluctant~ i am a damsel. i am in distress. i can handle this. have a nice day
tempted~ one word, love; curiosity. you long for freedom. you long to do what you want to do because you want it... you want to see what it's like. one day you won't be able to resist.
the monkey's his uncle?
family-close~ the greatest gift, and honor, is haveing you for a daughter
family-fighting~ he'd make a very handsome throw rug... and just think, whenever he getss dirty, you can just take him out and beat him
family-annoying~ there are no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds
family- distant~ the monkey's his uncle?
parents~ you've heard of the golden rule, right? who ever has the gold makes the rules
surrogate parent~ you're starting to sound like my father
sibling~ well, as far as brains go, i got the lion's share. but, when it comes to brute strength... i'm afraid i'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.
mixed emotions~ 'es-cap-ay'. that's funny, it's spelled just like 'escape'
teacher/mentor~ so now you're thinking? first you smile, then you think?
role model~ and always let your conscience be your guide
authority figure~ is this your team or is this your daddy's team?
good influence~ the king... has returned.
bad influence~ have i ever been wrong? i mean, when it's important?
coworker/teammate/classmate~ no king, no king, la la la la la la...
boss~ does the team 'cruel and unusual punishment' mean anything to you?
controlling whatever~ it's not right for a woman to read. soon she starts getting ideas... and thinking.
you're smarter than me~ who's the brains in this outfit... my point exactly
i'm smarter than you~ your stunned silence is VERY reassuring
The Rules and Credits
The lyrics/lines are from a gazillion Disney movies. (let the scum who decided that Disney movies needed to be made for kids and/or invented the disney channel die!) or they are from walt disney himself. (who, by the way, said 'you're dead if you aim only for kids. adults are only kids grown up, anyway') rant over.
colors picked here and blended here.
this plot didn't just appear. it was created by bookworm of blank pages, so the credits, are to remain intact. or else you'll have to watch hsm and miley forever.
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